“A twisted Tamagotchi that will take your tender loving care and vomit it back at you.” – Pocket Gamer

My Li’l Bastard is unlike any virtual pet you’ve ever cared for. He tosses Molotov cocktails on the gifts you graciously buy him, breaks the water bottle you tried using to punish him, and poops all over the place. But with courage, tenacity, and patience, you just might be able to turn your bastard around. (Note: we said “might.”)

Lite version features boy and girl li’l bastards in the baby stage, plus 2 new minigames not found in the original web version.

Full version features adolescent and adult bastards with many more challenges and ways to interact with your own li’l bastard.

iPod Touch users: You MUST update to the 3.0 software to play."